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| Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cookin... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "wi... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more
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