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| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a wasp in my dessert. So thats where they go to in the winter.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. Its the iceberg lettuce that does it.... more
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