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| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a wasp in my dessert. So thats where they go to in the winter.... more
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| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... more
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