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| Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more
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| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more
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| Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?... more
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| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye.... more
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| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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