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| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: Thats all right. My suit is too large anyway.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, this lobsters only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more
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