Viewing Joke: Category: Waiter jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Waiter Jokes: 1.    Category: Waiter jokes   Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more 2.    Category: Waiter jokes   CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more 3.    Category: Waiter jokes   Waiter, waiter, this lobsters only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.... more 4.    Category: Waiter jokes   Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.... more 5.    Category: Waiter jokes   Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more 6.    Category: Waiter jokes   Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more 7.    Category: Waiter jokes   Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more 8.    Category: Waiter jokes   Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... more 9.    Category: Waiter jokes   Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.... more 10.    Category: Waiter jokes   Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more