| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.Waiter: That wasnt the crust, that was the pie plate.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Whats wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Dont ask me. I only laid the table.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Dont worry sir, they dont eat much !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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