| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: Its just an optical illusion. Its just that the restaurant has... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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