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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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