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| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt your menu list prices?Waiter: We didnt want to make you sick before the food does.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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