| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Dont worry sir, he wont last long in there !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Dont worry sir, they dont eat much !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Whats wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Dont ask me. I only laid the table.... more
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