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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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