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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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