Viewing Joke: Category: Apple jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 26   Joke: A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer apples?" "All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher. "Okay," said the Pennsylvanian. "Ill take two dollars worth."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Apple Jokes: 1.    Category: Apple jokes   What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more 2.    Category: Apple jokes   If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more 3.    Category: Apple jokes   What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more 4.    Category: Apple jokes   Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more 5.    Category: Apple jokes   Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more 6.    Category: Apple jokes   Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more 7.    Category: Apple jokes   Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more 8.    Category: Apple jokes   What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more 9.    Category: Apple jokes   How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more 10.    Category: Apple jokes   First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more