Viewing Joke: Category: Apple jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, Id still have 4 apples."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Apple Jokes: 1.    Category: Apple jokes   The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more 2.    Category: Apple jokes   A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more 3.    Category: Apple jokes   The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more 4.    Category: Apple jokes   How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more 5.    Category: Apple jokes   What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more 6.    Category: Apple jokes   What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more 7.    Category: Apple jokes   Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more 8.    Category: Apple jokes   What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more 9.    Category: Apple jokes   What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more 10.    Category: Apple jokes   What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more