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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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