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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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