Viewing Joke: Category: Weather jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence across the North Border of the State of Nebraska. . . . the idea being, to stop that cold wind. It mightve worked, too. The barbed wire they used was strong enough, .but the real problem was that a couple owners of farms on the upper boarder kept leaving their gates open.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Weather Jokes: 1.    Category: Weather jokes   Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.... more 2.    Category: Weather jokes   If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasnt raining.... more 3.    Category: Weather jokes   How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce... more 4.    Category: Weather jokes   Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There... more 5.    Category: Weather jokes   Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Lets twist again, like we did last summer...."... more 6.    Category: Weather jokes   What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?-Your pants are on backwards... more 7.    Category: Weather jokes   Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.... more 8.    Category: Weather jokes   A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills... more 9.    Category: Weather jokes   Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) Hes got bugs on his teeth.... more 10.    Category: Weather jokes   If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and cant see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that m... more