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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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