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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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