Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his tray table. The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service and asked, "Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?"The flight attendant answered, "We had an efficiency expert in to evaluate our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off their tray tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the galley and can be much more efficient."Later, as the flight attendant is picking his dirty tray up, the customer asked, "Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?"The flight attendant replied, "The efficiency expert determined that we were spending too much t ime washing our hands after we went to the bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our penises."The customer looked confused. "How does that help?" he asked."Well, when I go to the bathroom I just use the string. Since I never touched myself I dont need to wash my hands."The customer nodded and asked, "But how do you get it back in your pants?"The flight attendant smiled, "I dont know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more