Viewing Joke: Category: Women jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 61   Joke: Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her husbands opinion. By this time, he had learned just the right things to say. "Its perfect!" he exclaimed. "It makes your waist look smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes your hips." Just then, a voice from the dressing room piped up. "If theres a dress here that will do all that- Ill take ten!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Women Jokes: 1.    Category: Women jokes   Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more 2.    Category: Women jokes   What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.... more 3.    Category: Women jokes   Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!... more 4.    Category: Women jokes   Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more 5.    Category: Women jokes   A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The... more 6.    Category: Women jokes   Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more 7.    Category: Women jokes   Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more 8.    Category: Women jokes   How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more 9.    Category: Women jokes   Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.... more 10.    Category: Women jokes   A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I d... more