Viewing Joke: Category: Women jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 58   Joke: A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why dont you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. " I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." " Whats wrong with that?" asked his mother. " We hadnt started eating yet."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Women Jokes: 1.    Category: Women jokes   Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more 2.    Category: Women jokes   Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more 3.    Category: Women jokes   What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more 4.    Category: Women jokes   At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband... more 5.    Category: Women jokes   A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The... more 6.    Category: Women jokes   In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since the... more 7.    Category: Women jokes   On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more 8.    Category: Women jokes   QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more 9.    Category: Women jokes   What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more 10.    Category: Women jokes   QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more