Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 34   Joke: During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of about $1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on Earth. The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final a... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more