Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 37   Joke: Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC... more