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| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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