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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device, when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane cant fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"
 
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