Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 35   Joke: A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to hismother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,why dont big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldnt think ofan answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked thestewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, whydont big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess asked, "Did yourmother tell you to ask me?" He said that his mother had. So thestewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out ontime."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left.... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more