Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 32   Joke: Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane hasonly 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREWTHE CHILDREN!!" Michael Jacksons face lights up and he shouts, "YES, YES!! But do we have enough time?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more