Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 27   Joke: An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboardif they were to survive.After all the luggage was thrown the plane was still going down so theyasked for volunteers. A man from Paris went to the door and said, "Vivala France." Next a preacher went to the door and said, "Lord forgive mefor what I must do." Finally a rich Texas cattle rancher said, "Wellguess I got to do my part," and he grabbed two Mexicans and tossed themout and yelled, "Remember the Alamo!.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more