Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 41   Joke: No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthestgate within the terminal.If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon asyou touch pen to paper. Or start to drink your coffee.If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats onthe aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Justlook for the two largest passengers.Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to thelavatory.The crying baby on board is always seated next to you.The best-looking woman/man on your flight is never seated next to you.The less carry-on luggag e space available on an aircraft, the morecarry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, SIR!... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more