Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 39   Joke: A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. Mr. Smith had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the blind man had flown before because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. Mr. Smith could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name, said Keith, were in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe the dog would like to stretch his legs". Now, picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more