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| A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more
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| A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more
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| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep... more
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| Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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