| 1. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| 3. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-... more
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| 5. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more
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| 6. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| 8. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
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| 9. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| 10. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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