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| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more
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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more
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| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?"Zoo Keeper:"Dont be... more
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| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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| 6. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more
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| 8. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| 9. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| 10. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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