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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| 3. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has... more
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| "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more
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| Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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| What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film... more
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| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more
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