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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| 2. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more
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| 3. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| 5. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| 6. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla ca... more
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| 8. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the de... more
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| 9. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more
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| 10. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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